Top 5 questions of the week.

1. How come when somebody says, "We're at a crossroads in our lives...", neither option ever turn out to be a good one? It's never, "Down one path is disgustingly huge piles of money and the other path is even more disgustingly huge piles of money." It's always, "Down this path you can keep you penis and down the other path you can keep your arms, hands, and eyes."

2. During the 40 day period of Lent, can somebody decide to give up their love for Jesus? If he's a big part of their lives then it would be a huge sacrifice. I don't mean to offend, I just want to be clear on the rules.

3. Is anybody else worried that George W. is nowhere to be seen? Doesn't it make you think he's up to something?

4. Can we all agree that Dane Cook really isn't all that funny, yet we'd all love to just be his friend? He seems like he'd be fun to hang out with.

5. Don't you feel like it's a little sad when somebody says they love to listen to Dance and Techno music while they're at work. Especially if their job consists of staring at a computer monitor all day?